Pinoy odd signs and quotes

Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo - HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED (Boy, it must be hot in there.)

On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan - WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT

Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong - BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLI, BOG-BOG !

On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay - PARKING PEE: P10

Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City - We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments (Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)

In a supermarket in Baguio - FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal - WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

In a bowling center in Congressional - PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY

In a restaurant in Cebu - WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL

On the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue near National Bookstore (but this was a long time ago) - WANTED: WAITER, CASHIER, WASHIER

In San Andres, Manila - NO URINATING ON THE OVER WALLS.

In a classified ads section - WANTED SALESLADY, 20-25 YEARS OLD, PROBABLY SINGLE

Outside a sari-sari store in front of the gate of Green Valley in Baguio -NO CRIDET

In a building in Cubao - NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY

Outside a videoke bar in Pampanga - WANTED FEMALE LADY SINGER

Along a highway in Pampanga - WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE

The name of a laundry shop in Bo. Kapitolyo in Pasig - CINAVON (hey, i once used this laundry shop!)

On the gate of a house in Tarlac - COLD ICED BUKO 4 SALE

Posted outside a beauty shop in Laguna - WE ALSO DO FULL BODY MESSAGE

In Tiaong, Quezon - ROAN'S CONTRACTION SUPPLIES

Outside a shoe store in Pangasinan - WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES

In a restaurant in Baguio - WANTED: BOY WAITRESS